The small type
By reading these pages you accept what follows. It is short because the site does little: it describes goods and points at the place that sells them.
This is a catalog, not a seller
We do not sell, hold stock, take payment or enter into a contract of sale with you. Every purchase is a contract between you and our retail partner, governed by their terms, which you accept at their checkout. Nothing on this site changes those terms or adds to them.
Prices and availability
A price on a card is a figure we last read from a listing, shown so you can plan. It can be out of date by the time you read it. Prices move, items go out of stock, listings are withdrawn, and none of that is in our hands. The price and the availability at checkout are the real ones.
What we write and what the seller writes
Descriptions on these pages are ours, written from the listing. We take care with them and we still get things wrong occasionally. Where our words and the listing disagree, believe the listing, and please tell us so we can fix ours.
Product names, brand names and photographs belong to their owners and appear here to identify the goods. The writing, the layout and the arrangement of these pages are ours. Copying a page wholesale is not on, though quoting a paragraph with a link back is welcome.
No advice, no warranty
The pages describe household goods and gifts. They are not professional advice of any kind, medical, legal or otherwise, and nothing here should be read as a claim about health or safety. Use goods as the manufacturer instructs.
The site is provided as it stands. We do not warrant that it will be available without interruption or that every detail is accurate at every moment, and to the extent the law allows we are not liable for loss arising from relying on it.
Links out
Links from this site lead to our retail partner and occasionally elsewhere. We do not control those sites and are not responsible for what they contain or how they handle your information. Their terms apply once you arrive.
When you follow a link and buy something, we may be paid a small commission at no additional cost to you. The footer note on every page states this plainly.
Which law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wisconsin, in the United States, where the desk behind this catalog sits.