Teacher Goose Outfit

Fall brings the yellow buses back down the county road, and the porch goose gets dressed for the first day of class. This outfit slips over the bird with a blue jumper and blouse, complete with soft fabric arms holding a ruler and a bright red apple. Neighbors walking past smile when they see who is running the classroom this year.

Schoolroom jumper details

The outfit features a blue jumper over a high-neck white blouse with lace trim, pearl buttons, and a goose insignia stitched on the front. Fabric arms extend out holding a small apple and a wooden ruler.

Stays on in the breeze

A matching hairpiece rests on top of the head, secured with a hidden elastic strap that keeps it in place when the wind picks up across the yard. The polyester fabric cleans up with a damp cloth.

Made for the big goose

This outfit is cut to fit the large white plastic bird that stands out by the door. The goose statue is sold on its own, so check the fit beside this text before choosing clothes for your yard.

Honoring a classroom teacher

Daughters order this for retired mothers who taught third grade for decades, or for neighbors welcoming kids back to the neighborhood school. It stands by the entry all through the autumn months.